Rules for life

Sometimes we just need to remember what the Basic Ten Rules of Life
really are....

1. Never, ever, give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move
and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are
"I apologize" and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to
eat crow while it's still warm.

6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.

7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself,
'Will this matter one year from now?
How about one month? One week? One day?

8. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

9. Living well really IS the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

10. And finally... Be really nice to your friends and family.
You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.