Monday, January 30, 2006

Twenty Indisputable Truths:

Ten Indisputable Truths Black People Know And White People Won't Admit;
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Anything below 55 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket and long pants.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal pretty.
5. Yes, Black people do tan.
6. There's a very thin line between being a *legitimately* cool White person and being an insulting wannabe gangster.
7. Thomas Jefferson did father Sally Hemmings' children.
8. Bob Hope has never been funny.
9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the snot out of Rocky Marciano. (So would Muhammad Ali.)
10. Making money does not make you a man.

Ten Indisputable Truths White People Know And Black People Won't Admit
1. O.J. did it.
2. Gold-plating does not make everything better.
3. Just because you have ten fingers does not mean you have to wear ten rings.
4. Tupac is dead.
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Spandex and miniskirts are not for everyone.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. Larry Bird wasn't just "white hype"; he could play.
9. Your sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Making babies does not make you a man.


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