Sorrity Girls

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a phone booth?
You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
"Have another beer."

What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more attractive?
Her ankles.

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
To keep her ankles warm.

What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Walks home.

What is a sorority girls mating call?
"I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."

What does the Bermuda Triangle and sorority girls have in common?
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.

How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts.